Wedding Video!!

Been up editing all like 200 photos from the ROM!!!



Meanwhile... VIDEO IS READY!!!

So click the photo to watch!!

Posting photos tomorrow. Come back to see!! :D

Hey look look it's a Jack Neo entry!!

Everybody blogging about Jack Neo I also must!!!!!!!!

I just saw the clip of his media interview! I know I'm late but sorry lah, people busy getting married.

Anyway it's MUTHAFUCKING FUNNY TO THE MAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I mean everyone said it was dramatic but I didn't know it was THAT dramatic lah!! It like totally involved every dramatic element in your typical Channel 8 episode... Fainting! A gangster yelling!

Maybe just not the raping (almost! If only the French girl said yes!) and lack of a semi-retarded person who is also very likeable coz he/she is so innocent and doe-eyed.

Okok watch here:




FUNNY RIGHT??

I mean it almost looks bloody scripted!

And since it already looks so fake I'd suggest that, for the extra PR's sake, they employ a professional (*ahem, me*) to script it out for them. Seriously. I'm good. I've watched many Channel 8 shows and so I know all their cliched lines.

So here's my suggested script. You'd find that it is a lot better than theirs. I've tried to put in a scene where lovers yell meaninglessly at the ocean or play with sparklers in a dandelion field but in this instance it is a bit restricted since it's in a conference room.

p/s: Written with real script-writing software. Contains Mandarin coz English just isn't THAT cheesy and mushy.

How's it? DRAMATIC NOT!!!!!!!! Obviously after that Irene will be miraculously "revived" lah. HEHEHE!!

(Got the red grammar error lines coz I print-screened and didn't notice wtf)

Anyway people are gonna be asking me to give Irene a break etc etc. To this I say OH LIGHTEN UP!! It's a joke, ok!!


Do I believe she really fainted? I'd put my money on No, but probably felt a bit faint and played it up. You know, just like how the Ouija Board pointer moves. Is it real? Who knows? I know I pushed it sometimes.

Anyway she probably doesn't read my blog (I can't see it happening) and all of you idiots yelling "Leave them alone!" are just the hypocrites buying the papers so that you can yell more. Please. People truly disinterested won't even be chiding others about it and leaving dumb internet comments.

Everyone knows my views towards cheating. If there were so many girls, do think she only knew about his philandering ways recently?

EVERY-SINGLE-FUCKING-GIRL I know occasionally checks phones/fb/emails or at the very least expect calls to be picked up or know where their bf's/husband's location is.

These girls call him while he's with his wife (at least Wendy Chong says she does). If he leaves the room to pick up, is it not normal for his wife to ask who it is later? Is it that hard to catch a lie? Or maybe he leaves his phone in the room while showering and girls send him saucy smses? Is it not uncommon for the wife to pick up the ringing phone and see what the sms is?

She obviously has been tolerating this behaviour since a long time ago. She has come to terms with it. While she didn't do anything wrong, I don't see why this issue is so "hard" on her either. Everyone is just saying she's handling it very coolly and that she's a fab wife, very poor thing etc. NEED TO FAINT MEH?

Yeah yeah how would I know what she went thru... Please hor lao niang also got my fair share of shit coverage by the media ok! I mean obviously not as kua zhang as theirs but I also had endorsements dropped ok! I even had Wanbao mistaken me as another person and said I flashed boobies on my blog/have aids tested every 6 months -_-

So yeah can't really give sympathy for them because thus is the life of a famous person. GOT UPS WILL ALSO HAVE DOWNS!!!!!! Higher you go deeper you fall!! Cliched but true. :)


p/s: I have come to notice that cheaters tend to forgive cheaters. Not accusing Irene. Just making an observation amongst people I know.


p/p/s:

THIS


HAVING SEX WITH




THIS


IS JUST KNEESLAPPINGLY FUNNY!!!




Actually...






THIS


Having sex with anybody is funny.

Hutch from Numbnuts? How about second granny kissing?

Secret to having the most fabulous wedding

The day after tomorrow is my ROM, and my friend Joan just told me I'm the most relaxed bride ever.

Other than physically going to get my hair dyed and buying my own shoes/gloves/hat, I was virtually kiao kah-ing (relaxing; not doing a thing) the entire time!!

AND THAT'S COZ I HAD THE MOST FABULOUS, EXPERIENCED AND HELPFUL PEOPLE making my wedding happen!!!

See that's the shitty thing about most of life's most exciting and memorable events - you don't get a freaking rehearsal.

Wedding? Most of us hope to only do it once, and with that one chance you've got to do it right. Giving birth? Won't pop out twice. Losing your virginity? Most likely not very pleasant with no experience.

And therefore, when it comes to weddings... Relax. Don't try to control every single detail since you are likely to be really ignorant about most things anyway!

Let the right people handle it for you and just go for the ride! It should be fun!

Ok lah fine I'm only saying that coz I have the most ridiculously efficient and awesome wedding planners EVER.

Wedding planners are so bloody important... Even if it costs extra, don't scrimp on it man!! Who wants to fuss over nitty gritty to throw a wedding??

Headed by Vernetta Lopez (REMEMBER?? UNDER ONE ROOF!!! DENISE!) who surprisingly enough opened a wedding planning company.

There were a few companies (like 5 in total) interested to sponsor wedding planning for me but man, Eternally Yours really, really impressed. Like bowled me over.

Gillian (manager) asked the wedding planning companies to try to come up with vendors who were willing to sponsor wedding necessities for me.

Lois from Eternally Yours was so on the ball and just kept throwing suggestions and ideas on venues, themes, etc etc.

THAT's what we brides really need. (Smacks table top assertively) Sometimes it gets so tiresome and we just think "What the fuck am I doing? Why am I doing all these tedious, expensive shit? Don't get married lah, fuck it."

And then it's like the men are so disinterested! Mad sian. I'm sure ALL brides felt this way at least once.

We just need fervid enthusiasm and ideas and positivity from someone who knows how to handle everything. It just keeps us going, you know? And suddenly it's something fun again, something to look forward to. The event of a lifetime. :)

Within literally freaking HOURS Eternally Yours contacted sponsors and were telling me that responses were good but yet to be finalised... In the end... They found...



Photographers... Gowns... Venue... Food... EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING IS SPONSORED.



I even suspected they used black magic coz it's really not easy to convince vendors to give out sponsorships, especially since I'm no Fann Wong!!

I was so bloody touched I really was damn close to like crying or something!!! Sob sob. Why do I always meet the best people?

(In contrast another wedding planning company told me she cannot get sponsors. Not even 1! WTF!! Your aptitude needs a check.)

If you need a wedding planner, use Eternally Yours!! Fabulous. If I'm lying I'd be sulking throughout my wedding ok but I confirm won't be!

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Initially my ROM was to be held on 14th March coz that's the day we sorta got together, but after checking with the geomancer, it was found that 14th was inauspicious for us. :(

Our geomancer, Danny Cheong Geomancy Consultants

After all this sort of thing better safe that sorry!! After calculating with our birthdates and time, the geomancer said 13th is great so it's held on 13th instead!

Anyway Mike came to SG on March 10, 2006 and left March 17, 2006. So somewhere in between we got together lah. Nobody could remember so we set it at 14th. For all we know could be 13th lor!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Here's a little bitchy story. Hotel N***i wanted to sponsor their poolside for my wedding too. Keep in mind they approached me, not me them.

When we (me + nuffnang peeps) were having a little chat with them to discuss this, they were bloody insincere. In fact, the unprofessional manager decided halfway that talking to us was uninteresting and started to talk on her phone!! Asking someone to bring her to a PARTY and to intro her to the HIGH COMMISSIONER! GIGGLING! FLIRTING! All while being at the same table with us!

When Huiwen asked them to throw in a complimentary hotel room for me, they quoted prices. Unwilling to provide food, and told us that if we brought our own catering we had to make it NO PORK NO LARD coz the owner is VEGETARIAN MUSLIM!! WTF!!! Where got like this impose this sort of rules one?!

So seeing as they suck, Eternally Yours resolved to find another sponsor for me and there was... *drumroll*

FORLINO!!!!!!

Located at Fullerton, not only does it have a steadfast reputable for serving excellent Italian food, it is also beautiful and has an awesome view.

Chio!

The style of the restaurant is very classic, vintage Italian, which is why the theme of my ROM is Italian Mafia!!

Very pretty!

Of course these are stock photos and you'd see more after the ROM.

Seeing as N Hotel was so giam, I was feeling a bit of low self-esteem and honestly expected Forlino to provide maybe only finger food... BUT NO!

They went ALL. THE. WAY. OUT:

And that's what my guests will be eating!!

So ridiculously posh I don't even know what some of them are. All I see is Lobster... Tenderloin... Cod... Panna Cotta... Parma Ham... And they all sound so good!!

Thanks for the generosity Forlino.

And this is to the sort of service and attitude you want from your venue provider for your wedding! I know they are sponsoring me yes but this says a lot too! That giving extra is ok, as long as everyone is happy!! You don't want a company that's going all out to dig money from you with every aspect possible! (Ahem N hotel)

Can't wait!!

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Okok so you saw a bit of the Menu Card up there... Details like your menu design should not be neglected too!!

Thank you Barnyard Creations for working with my crazy tight timeline and coming up with a "MOBSTER MENU"!

It even has bullet holes! :D :D :D


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I know this is becoming a long-winded entry but it's not my fault everyone's so awesome I have to rave about them...

Mike's suit is sponsored by Sattine.

We met Francis there, who is one of the best salesman I've ever met.

When we arrived, Francis (polite, enthusiastic, on the ball, does magic with ties and scarves) had already been told the theme (by Lois, who seems to be working 24/7). He prepared 3 suits for Mike to choose from.

We didn't like the first but fell in love with the second. No need to try the third. It was perfect.

Won't wanna spoil the surprise so here's just one pic with Francis in it:

HOW HANDSOME DID HE MAKE MIKE? GOSH!

Coz the theme involved red, whenever we didn't like anything Francis kept rushing back to the storeroom to get more things for us to try.

Till today I didn't know a tux involved so many parts:

There's the "winged collar shirt", a vest, a cumber band, pants, the jacket, and either a bowtie; tie; scarf. I might even be wrong.

And just imagine how hard it is to decide what is nice when your vest can be any colour and so can your cumber band, bow tie etc etc!!!

But Francis had great taste and just conjured this all while giving us lots of choices!!


I gawked when Mike walked out of the fitting room coz he looked so dashing. FML... In movies it's supposed to be the GUY doing that.


Of course I have other awesome sponsors too but this entry is getting too long so I'd intro them another day after the ROM!! :D :D :D :D

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All other sponsors:

Singapore's First Bloggers' Symposium!

Sorry for the lack of entries... Obviously preparing for my ROM. Busy!! Anyway although this blog post is an advert it's also a normal post coz it has a lot of non-product related photos... Hope you like it! :D

Advertorial

Woohoo!!! Got exciting news!!!

Always wanted to meet me to see how I look like without photoshop? Well now you can, at the first Bloggers' Symposium ever organized, sponsored by Canon!!

This is a Nuffnang event so it's guaranteed to be fun. Ever heard of symposiums? Me neither (if you have you are too smart for your own good so shut up).

A symposium is just like a conference except it's interactive. And in this conference the speakers are 5 different bloggers (in different rooms) and I AM ONE OF THEM!!!!!!

Sign up for my "class" and I'd be imparting my precious and mad awesome photoshop skills with you guys!!! And how to take good camwhoring shots, etc etc!!

Wanna learn how to make a photo look from this:


Very small coz very ugly and I'm very conscious

TO THIS???



Is it magic? You've just got to sign up to find out!!

And this event is TOTALLY free!!! FREE!! No hidden tricks or costs... Organised simply because Canon and Nuffnang feels that this will make blogging more interesting to everyone. -_- They really very wei da.

Since this is a photography event, Canon so generously sponsored me the IT camera of the season, the much talked about Canon PowerShot S90!!!!!

Here I am at Canon's office using the camera for the first time.

And here's how it looks like. Sleek, black, and semi-pro. Most amazingly of all, it is RIDICULOUSLY LIGHT AND SMALL.

Digital cameras have really come a far way... I can't believe the quality of the photos when it is barely bigger/heavier than a compact point and shoot camera! It's really almost DSLR quality!

Anyway here are some 50 photos that I snapped with the new baby so you can judge for yourself!

@ Sunset Grill





No smoking! See this Mike so horrible go walk so far in front of me



Private planes that can be seen before reaching the restaurant...

Sneaked a photo, because...

Whatever man. You rich enough to buy a fucking plane people wanna take photo of them also cannot! Got so selfish not! When I get rich I'd buy a pink plane and anyone who wants to snap pics with it can go right ahead.

Rare pic of me with no make up







Omg so yummeh



Sorry to do this to you...



with disgustingly, vulgarly,



madly, sexily delicious-looking food pictures. Hahaha!



Ming's place for Nuffnang's 3rd Birthday!!


I know I'm not part of Nuffnang but I very buay paiseh one.

Nuffies... This is taken WITHOUT flash. With the "low-light" function on the camera which is the most amazing thing I've ever seen. Can you imagine it was like twilight when this was snapped?

Sukiyaki beefff



Oh so good.



M'sian Nuffie David and Mike yabbering away



Macro mode





Ming and Estee sharing a joke


Gillian's place for Games Night!!!

I love it when she organizes this!! We just spent the day vegging at Gillian's, watching tv shows (A shot at Love with Tila Tequila/Glee), nomming on New Year goodies and playing games like Cranium/Taboo/Pictionary etc!! Very fun, awesome company :D :D

I turned on the Low Light function on the camera and set it to multi-shots - coz we were all sure Jessica was going to make the Jenga fall!!!!!!

Gotta say I love the multi-shot function!!

AND the BEST thing about the S90? It is RARELY EVER BLURRY. Even without flash!!

Like of all the photos I took (hundreds) maybe, erm, 2 were blur. This is so bloody incredible!

Lookie:



Stacked crazily high!



Jess contemplating her next strategic move



And she chose it!



Will she succeed?



NO SHE DOESN'T!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHHA

And yes I snapped this and NO this is not an ad for Jenga!! I just happen to have friends with very dramatically excited expressions LOL!!

Hahahaha I just smile everytime I see this pic coz it's so bloody happy!!! Esp Gillian's face!!

And it's toppled!!! LOLOL... All this happened within split seconds. And yet thanks to the awesome camera I captured all the memories! Thanks s90!!

Here's us playing Pictionary with a man figurine. It's quite fun.



Guess what this is supposed to be??

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It's "Father". Very duh lor!! LOL


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More piccies I took...

One of the best things about this camera is the COLOUR SWAP/COLOUR ACCENT function!!

You pick a distinct colour in a photo, and you can either


SWAP: Switch it with another colour! Imagine a pink sky, blue grass!

ACCENT: Make the camera ONLY capture that colour and the rest of the photo is b/w!

Flowers with a far focal point...



In macro



Here's the normal colour of a building...



Swapped it and made it pink!!



Green leaves, pink grass



Now pink leaves...



Normal photo



Taken with NOSTALGIC MODE!! Loves it.



Mike



Neighbour's kitty... It loves me... When it sees me it will follow me!





Tell me this is not almost DSLR quality!





Beautiful day



Gorgeous sky

And more pictures of Nanolove!!

Once again I put it on multi-shot and just snap snap snapped!





Taken non-flash in really really low lighting.



With flash



One more



She's sooooo super cute I love her!


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Want to WIN THE CANON PowerShot S90???

Here's a crazily easy contest. Just send in a photo that fits the theme "HAPPINESS" to myhappiness@nuffnang.com!!

Five photos will be showcased during the symposium, and a winner will be picked. EASY right??

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The Symposium will be held on April 3rd, 2010. It's a Saturday. Well all the nitty gritty details are HERE so if you want wish to attend, CLICK!!

Apart from the chance to meet me and all the other awesome bloggers, you'd also get food and refreshments, a chance to win the new Canon S90 via lucky draw (2 to be won), and an exclusive GOODIE BAG!!

Hurry up and register coz the first 150 registrants will receive 5 times the chance of winning the s90!! (Your name will be put in 5 times)

HURRY HURRY!!!


BLOGGERS' SYMPOSIUM IS AWESOME!!