Zhng-ed camera!!

Haven't been updating as I have two advertorials and more modifications to my scripts to do!

Anyway, here's my blinged-up camera!!!!

Only 2 pictures so far because I haven't uploaded those taken with my old Canon yet. These photos are taken by the Lumix with a mirror!!

Camera not finished yet but it's mostly done. :)

Mostly covered in Light Rose AB (base at size 16) with little pink pearls in between. You can't see that though.

The lens cap is covered with same-colour gems. The charm stuck there is a fake Juicy charm from a really old bracelet I had. Charm is surrounded by pink pearls too!

And a huge diamond charm dangling off the lens cap. I love it!!

Clearer photos soon!!

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CHICK VS DICK



The impersonation challenge!



THE SHAN AND ROZZ SHOW



Young and old beauty queens...

Shan and Rozz finds out more about them!

Teru Teru Bozu

Today I learnt something new!!

I love Mondays because Pet Society and Postsecret updates!! Anyway, for those of you who don't know, Pet Society is a game in Facebook that allows you to decorate your pet's room with various items!

That's my pet "Pumpkin" right there in front of her bed.

Anyway, Pet society sold the white ghost-like toy you see on the left side of the bed (I put it there for the purpose of this screenshot).

Pet society labeled it a Teru Teru Bozu.

"Oooh so cute!" I thought, and bought it. "What is it?!"

I decided that since I have no idea what it's for, it shall serve as my pet's toilet's hand towel. What! It does look like it could be used to wipe hands what!

I was just about to put it beside the mirror gleefully when I decided I shall first find out what a Teru Teru Bozu is.

Wikipedia entry.


It's a good luck charm for fair weather! People hang them on windows!!

Thank god I didn't put it in the toilet!!

Since I now know what it's for I shall be the only knowledgable fucker who puts it at the correct place muahahaha!!

I totally felt pleased with myself and showed Shuyin the wiki entry, only to have her immediately exclaim, "Ooooh Qing Tian wa wa!"

Which means "Fair weather doll" in Chinese. These dolls are apparently very popular in Taiwan too. She knew about them since long ago.

How come only I don't know shit like that?!

Nonetheless now I know!!

The Japanese Nursery rhyme for it has a line that says

"But if it's cloudy and you are crying (i.e. it's raining)
Then I shall snip your head off"

The Japanese kids are so unreasonable. Poor doll gets head snipped off despite having absolutely no control over the weather since it's just a stuffed doll.

On hindsight I also often threaten people like that.


On the note of being ignorant, I got incredulous looks from Kaykay that day before I didn't know that:

1) Highways going in opposite directions alongside each other do not necessarily have the same exits. For example, TPE (PIE) has a Lorong Halus exit but TPE (SLE) does not. WTF???

2) ALL MRT stations have some form of ATM machine from a major bank. I can't be blamed for this as I don't take public transport very often anymore. (Small voice: I am too famous...)

3) When your car skids out of control, you should turn INTO the skid instead of AGAINST the skid. Explanation here.

Like for example if it skids left you oughta turn LEFT instead of right like your instincts will tell you to.

Kaykay said this is common knowledge as it is mentioned in the Basic Theory book. I took that test about 7 years ago and for the life of me do not remember ever reading that. I guess I should be glad I can never skid as I haven't taken my test yet???


BTW regarding those of you who asked me about my driving - I've been procrastinating as I think my driver instructor really sucks. He doesn't ever listen to anything I say - like he literally cuts me off halfway and gabbles some rubbish he thinks is funny, and he doesn't ever answer any of my questions properly.

And he is really busy all the time too!

And he is constantly talking!! That day he drove past some carpark and he said he saw his friend (a middle-aged uncle like him I suppose) in the car with his China mistress. He started to talk about how Singaporean men like him get lonely and get mistresses and it just made me goddamn uncomfortable can.

I started insulting these Cheena sluts in a vicious way and he clearly disagreed and we fell into an awkward silence.

Then he'd ask me what I do for a living.

This is a question I often get asked by these stupid people I cannot be bothered to explain myself to. My most common retort is that I am a "writer" and I write stuff. How can I say I am a blogger right?? They won't know what it is!

Then the nosy people go like "where do you write are you a reporter??" and I just vaguely say "the web" and hope they don't go on more.

But noooooooooooooo....

My instructor then goes on, "Woah! The money good ah? You so free can come have lessons anytime? Wow can dye your hair so blonde ah? Eh how you earn money on the web? Teach Uncle leh..."

Even with my half hearted grunts he goes on in a relentless taxi driver way.

"Wow you must be rich! Wow you got tattoo ah? Eh Uncle also got this student got tattoo. You know what not? Is a lizard. Lizard leh behind the ear like you. Go gear 4 now."

Blah blah blah.

"Wow your boyfriend angmoh ah? You only like angmoh? Why not married yet? Uncle 25 years old married already... Angmoh good ah? Angmoh no good lah... Chinese good..."


URGH!

And he types smses to me in the worst English ever!!!!!!!!! I WANNA DIE!!!


So anyway I wanna change instructors but I don't know how to break it to him! And my test date is booked under his IC number. How sia?!

Anyone with good instructors? I am open to learning manual or auto (I've had like maybe 10 manual lessons though but I still suck at it and driving off from a hill makes my car roll backwards and freaks me out so much I start hyperventilating). Email me email me!! xiaxue@gmail.com

Ok I am supposed to be writing my script kbye/

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Random boring updates

Bah! I totally need to be more motivated to blog.

But it's not my fault that nothing has been angering me recently! Reminds me of the good old days when Plasticzilla threatened to sue me and jolted me to blog like 10 times a day.

Time really flies doesn't it? Would you believe it... In 2 months' time it would have been one freaking year since she yabbered some rubbish about being very determined to sue!

Now I've got money!!

Come and get it!

Ahem anyway enough about Powdery Plastic Plagiarizers! (I totally made that up isn't it ingenious?! PPP!!!! HAHAHA)

I got good news for YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!

I've finally had enough of lousy compact cameras, and I BOUGHT A SEMI PRO one!

It's the Panasonic Lumix Lx3!!

I bought it for $699 and it's the best 700 bucks I've ever spent!

I've always thought there are your normal digicams and SLRs and nothing in between, but there is!

SLRs were obviously out of the question for me because I won't bother to bring it out since it's so goddamn heavy (and ugly - totally un-zhng-able man).

And I've been complaining about my Canon Ixus for the longest time. Everybody loves Canon and maybe it is indeed the best among the compact cameras, but still... There are limits.

I find that my ixus's flash is way too strong and consistently overexposes close subjects. If I do not turn on the flash, the photo will turn out either too dark or completely blur.

I love taking Macros (close-up shots) but the macro mode does not allow flash and for some reason it is ALWAYS too dark.

It's just annoying lah... For example right, to get that photo of my ulcer, I had to take like seriously at least 30 shots before I could get one that's not blurry.

I HATE it when people help me take photos and they go and shut off the flash simply because everyone looks less harsh without flash. WITHOUT FAIL THE PHOTO WILL BE BLUR.

Or orangey. Very annoying right? What a waste of time!

OMG MAJOR PET PEEVE.

And blurry non-flash shots are so fucking irritating because sometimes the moment just passes you by and all you have left is a photo of indistinct shapes.

Flash shots might be bright and harsh but at least it will ALWAYS be sharp. The rest can be edited by photoshop.

Nonetheless I love that Canon's cameras take really vivid photos. That I have to admit is better than my old Sony compact cameras. (Although admittedly Sony takes better macros lah.)

And for some reason the Powershot E1 I was sponsored (Remember the candy pink camera?) performs much better than the Ixus!

I gave that to Shuyin for her birthday though. I meant to wait till 19th of April to surprise her with it but the stupid woman came to my place and saw the camera box on the shelf and asked me why I chose white for the camera instead of pink.

I tried to patronise her but she kept asking questions so in the end I just gave it to her early. Neh neh!

So anyway back to the Lx3.

I knew I wanted a new camera so I stopped at a camera shop at Far East thinking of getting a Cybershot specifically for macros. I asked and the guy said the model I was looking at is selling for $320.

The next shop I went to said it is selling for $260.

Then I went to Sim Lim.

It was selling for $220. (!)

I said I will think about it and walked away because the storeowner was becoming very aggressive.

He tried to coax me back and said he will sell it to me for $150!!

WTF MAN SERIOUSLY!

How can it be possible can drop from $320 to $150 one?? Less than half price leh! Anyway so cheap I don't want already lor!


I floundered around a bit more and went to more shops irritating store owners by completely not knowing what I want because I didn't do any research and didn't know what kinda cameras there are.

No research because words like "F2.0 2.5x 24mm ultra-wide angle lens" scare me to death. Who the fuck knows what that means?!

Anyway finally this young salesgirl was being nice and patient to me!

Me: "I want a good camera. I don't care about the price but I want something not too big! Do you have anything like that? Like in between SLR and those." I pointed to the mass array of colourful compacts on display.

Actually I have no idea if those cameras are called compacts but I can't be bothered to find out.

She tried to coax me to buy another small Canon camera for a bit until I told her I already have that. -_-

And she finally brought out the Lx3!!

She took a picture of me in the store and I WAS SOLD.

IT WAS BEAUTIFUL!

And best of all it's really not big (about maybe 30% bigger than my canon and amazingly about the same weight) and it comes in silver (besides dull black), which can be zhng-ed!!!

See the lens cap? It can be detached completely from the camera. To prevent you from losing the cap, the camera has two loops for you to thread a string through!

MUAHAHAHA MY "STRING" IS A STRING OF CHIO WHITE PEARLS!

I threaded the pearls with a transparent fishing line!! WOOHOO! I am mega innovative!

I'm now waiting for my diamantes to arrive, and when they do, Imma transform the whole camera into this bimbo looking toy!!

Then after I take the photos people will go like WOW YOUR CAMERA TAKES SUCH GOOD PICTURES!

And I can huff and go like "EXCUSE ME IT IS A SEMI-PRO AND IT COSTS $700 BUCKS OF COURSE TAKES GOOD PICTURES RIGHT! YOU SOUND SO ILL-INFORMED. THAT WILL TEACH YOU TO JUDGE PEOPLE BY THEIR LOOKS!"

Totally hmpf and walk away.


MUAHAHA!


Ahem.

I posted about my purchase on fb and suddenly loads of people were complimenting me on my camera choice and Rozz and another blogger friend Coleman totally has the same camera!

Why didn't anyone tell me about the Lx3 before?!

I fucking LOVE the photos it takes man.

- Non-flash photos are never blur unless the subject is like Pumpkin bouncing around.

- The colours are totally vibrant.

- It can do the depth of field/field of depth thingy.

- It lets me name 2 babies (left blank) and a pet!! I'm serious! It has a doggie mode and you can put in the name of your pet and its birthday!! Everytime I take a photo of Pumpkin her name appears and the camera tells me EXACTLY how old Pumpkin is (down to days)!

She just turned 6 months btw. I won't know if not for the camera. I suppose the people at Panasonic think that people who buy Lx3s all are the sort of people with 2 kids and 1 dog. Just goes to show them - Rozz, Coleman and I all don't have babies hor!!

- Accidents when you try to take an upskirt photo sneakily and the flash comes on, embarrassing you to death? Never gonna happen because you literally have to manually pop the flash up or it will never go.



There are also loads of other good stuff about it lah but it involves talking about ISOs and that makes me slightly nauseous so I am not going to.

This blog entry is so boring!! You think so? Well fuck you! Hahahahaha! I love my camera wheeee!!

Ringo also got herself a swanky camera some time ago and I told her I was thinking of getting a nice camera too. She told me I really should do it and I won't regret it!

Completely true man. Now I look at my old photos in major distaste. They are all so gross and FLAT looking. Is true story.

I took loads of pics with the new camera so hold on for them!

p/s: I am totally singing my own gabbled version of the Korean Nobody song by Wonder Girls as I am blogging. It's stuck in my head. I wanna learn the dance!

p/p/s: Anyone else plays Word Challenge on FB? My high score is almost 63k!! I am totally amazed by my ability to decipher anagrams!!

UPDATE: NOW 71k!!

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Nissan Murano
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$42,000
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Bank BAIDURI $745 ( 7 years )

** SOLD **

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XIAXUE'S GUIDE TO LIFE

Got PRANKED for April's Fool Day!!!!!!!!

Anyway yes yes hair very yellow face very red. I told you all I got sunburnt and now my hair is not so yellow anymore coz my stylist put toner for me!!

Xiaxue learns social etiquette. Is it possible?


CHICK VS DICK

THE most disgusting episode of ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!

I got so traumatized watching it, I gagged at least 10 time!

What is wrong with these two???

You HAVE to watch this.

The Shan and Rozz Show

Interviewing this guy who claimed to have sex with 30 women over 2 months or something!

I know at least one of those girls, don't you?

I won't say much about his taste. LOL!!!!!!!!

186 pictures - V Day/3rd Year anniversay/10 Year Reunion/USA shopping/CNY/Randoms

Woah! Some of these photos are seriously overdue!

Anyway, I'm starting with USA shopping.

My USD$100 Tales of Beedle the Bard arrived! (A thousand years ago)

So cute



Left: Box in HP fonts

Right: My Walmart $7 cheap Beedle version, and un-unpacked luggage.



Size of book in comparison to my foot



Velvety rich





Top: $7 version.
Bottom: $100 version with J K Rowling's illustrations.



Into Harry Potter shelf!

Now for my loot! Skip it all if you are a guy, I bet it's very boring to you.

Geez, would you look at those OPI sluts? They fucked and got babies. Nowaways nail polish ah... Sigh.

Actually the baby OPI bottles are part of my 3-tiered Xmas presents from Mike's mom! She's the sweetest ever. She gave me an OPI Festive set, a full ULTA make up kit, and a charm!

Bras for KK and me

F21:





Chioest dress ever - damn cheap like $17!


Fringe shift dress


Bikini dress with built-in padding: $9.





Track pants




Maxi satin PJ





Love this jumpsuit





Bare-back leotard! It's only $3.



This looks exceedingly dull but it's a slinky bare-back dress!

Awesome with a bright belt and bright shoes!


Abercrombie and Fitch:
Nothing exceeding $12.90





Cardigan



I love bare-back dresses

Shorts!









The cutting is fantabulous









Red for CNY!


Accessories:











My awesome Victoria's Secret purchases:





Baby pink luggage tag. (With python-skin print)

Comes in a set with...



Mirror



Make-up pouch

And my favouritest:

Passport holder in the creamiest baby pink with gilded gold fonts and an abundance of shimmer!

I love it!! You have no idea how long I've been wanting a chio pink passport holder man!

Mike's grandma's present for me!



Bought this in Korea...

Universal charger in baby pink.



Reeses for Junne and Eekean.



Cranium! Maximum worth it!

$15 from Walmart and it's $150 in Singapore!



Nokia phone comes with T-mobile prepaid card worth $10.

And it's $19.90. Hello?? Mad cheap.



Another inspired Fendi spy bag, this time in orange.

JUICY!!





Juicy Couture bag from eBay!

I got the seller to send it to Mike's mom's address.



Juicy 3 rings... $58





Juicy hair tie, Juicy bangles! $35, $88







Juicy dog toy! $25

I initially bought it for...



Nano, but it's now PK's.

Got another pair of slippers also but I am damn lazy to go to the shoe cabinet to take photos...

Speaking of shoe cabinets...

I had a shoe cabinet that more like a tall bookshelf.

It was just beside the front door.

That day, I was eating lunch at the dining table and Pumpkin was running about. It was the second day I got her and she was so tiny!

THEN, a massive gale of wind blew into the house, and I saw the shoe cabinet waver, as if in slow motion.

IT WAS ABOUT TO FALL FORWARDS! And the bloody thing is laden with shoes and is about 2 metres high!!

AND WORST OF ALL MY PUPPY WAS RIGHT UNDER IT!!!!!!!!!!!

Dramatically, I shouted "Noooooooo!" and ran towards the cabinet hoping to push it back into place but obviously I was too late.

My legs crumpled under the weight and I was crushed underneath cupboard, standing fan (was in front of cupboard and also fell knn) and an absolute avalanche of chio shoes I never bothered to wear. CCB!

Honestly man the first thing I thought of was "OMG is the puppy dead??" and I tried to crane my neck and move to see if Pumpkin was still around but she was nowhere to be found.

And then I found cuts on my arms and legs and realised the corner of the cupboard hit me on the neck. It's muthafucking painful man!! And I couldn't move!!

And my puppy's dead!!

I started sobbing and only managed to pry myself out after about 5 minutes.

Turns out all along Pumpkin was just watching from behind me. -_-

Anyway she stayed with me (licking and looking curiously at the mess) while I cried and called Mike to come home from work to comfort me coz I was so scared!! He came back immediately (his work is only like 2 minutes away from our place) and tucked me in to sleep.

Nabeh. Stupid Ikea cupboard.

The cut

I know it's not much but I also had a sore neck for the next like 4 days.

So yeah, stop saying I am so horrible ok! I bloody tried to save a goddamn puppy!! Admittedly the puppy cost me $2,800 lah but that wasn't what I was thinking about when I was playing the hero!



Here's pics of our 3rd Year Anniversary!!


Plugs:

Mosche for my awesome bleach job and great haircut (6735 2149)

Carrageen for great lash extensions (6222 3376)

Hotel Re! for free suite for the night! (6827 8288)



We planned for an awesome night!! First to Shashlik Restaurant to eat dinner (just like our anniversary 2 years ago), then to a Gold Class movie (Watchmen - sucked), then overnight at Hotel Re! in their Gold Suite!! Complimentary!

Mike looking just as cute as he did 3 years ago.



Me with my platinum blonde hair! I super loves it!!

The quality is not fantastic but I won't say it's any worse than my usual! If I knew earlier that bleaching it so light won't cause it to be completely frizzy I'd have bleached a long long time go man.

Shiny!



Happy baby



My eyes were half closed and I look like some sort of slutty mistress.



I love this pic and I love the hair!

In fact...



I love being blonde!



Escargots.

Mediocre, but then again I've never had
escargots that are less than yummy.



Borsch soup.

Delicious max!



My tenderloin with Foie gras pate atop it.
The steak is fantastic!



Mike's beef stroganoff. Not bad only.

This time I took a picture of the toothpick so I will know how to spell the restaurant's name!

After that we went for our movie at Vivo City. I've been reading good reviews on Watchmen everywhere. WTF?? It was so utterly horrible!

Since when do superhero movies not show what the superhero's powers are and where they come from??! And the lead guy (is it like Danny or whatever? The guy with the Owl spaceship) is like damn gross?

What's wrong with his lumpy lips? He definitely put collagen in them lor I swear! And he even put lip gloss on! OMG!

And the blue guy's DONG. I mean seriously lah, I get it that you are above all this super human intelligence and everything, but can't you put on some pants?? There he is yabbering about some philosophical nonsense and there his dick is, dangling and distracting me. Geez.

Hated it.

Finally, @ 2am, we checked in.


The suite is gorgeous!!

Giant plasma tv that built on a turn-able wall!



Round WATER bed.

Can't say I've slept on one of those before.



Now I can!



I love the toilet tiles. So ostentatious like me!





The toilet has a glass door and hugeass glass windows.

I guess it's not the sort of suite you'd wanna stay in with your mom, unless you are the sort who likes to watch your mom shower. Ew! What's wrong with you??

En-suite Jacuzzi!!

It was fantastic.

We took a nice long bubble bath in the Jacuzzi and mucked around till 4am.

We then slept till 12pm and ordered Room service (Chicken Curry and Seafood Hor fun) before a late check-out at 2pm!

Shiok max.

View from our room. I love those pink and green buildings!



Loves!!!!!!!!!



More Pumpkin

She has a million hair clips by now haha...





I taught her to sit within 10 minutes of training!





PK in my Gojane.com box of shoes



Napping on a tissue box cover











I mosaic-ed my cleavage. It looks gross.









She broke that thing.


CNY at Stanley's place






Estee and Ming



Look at his humongous swimming pool...



James and Sheena



Zapzap and Jian Bang posing for me



Gambling all around! The guy in dots is doing wan zi be careful everyone!


Guess what? From the underground pool room you can see people swimming!!




Bathtub like a hotel's

Ming's friend and Mike

Anyway Stanley's place has bloody flamingos! Like 2 real flappy pink flamingos! And 2 or 3 Crown birds! I don't know their actual name but they look like this:

(Credits to whoever took this photo)

And they will peck you if you go too close to them!

I tried to take a photo to show you all but all I got was a darkish patch:

See, I never bluff you!!
I swear they are wear the arrows are pointed at!

I've always wanted to strangle a flamingo but I don't think Stanley's dad will take too kindly to that as they cost $30,000 each.

See, I told you PK is not an expensive pet. Geez!

Random: KK and Michelle when we all went to JB

RVHS Ten Year Reunion!

I was so happy to see my secondary 3 classmates after 10 whole years! Thanks to Jessica, Hotel Re! provided the venue for our little gathering, including KTV!

It was nice.

So formal!



That's Jess in the power suit.
She's married already and she's my age. -_-



Pink and Green! Loves

In the background, "If we hold on together" is playing. Back in River Valley, the school used to play this song all the time for us to sing to!

I remember during the last day of Sec 4, the school made us all gather at the assembly hall and we all held hands and sang together for the last time.

Many people cried!! I think I might have too. It was seriously quite sad.

My plate

Wong the lawyer hogging the mic.

Nobody dared to take it from her coz we were all scared she'd sue us.



Wong with Ripple, who is also engaged!

WTF!!!!!!! Mike!



Boys: Jia Wei, Gilbert and Ian

Yixun (far left, stunned face) and Huilin (next to him, acting chio haha) got together AFTER school ended!! It's seriously weird and romantic at the same time.

Far right: Sheng rong doing some sort of happy dance, wtf.

Ripple Huifen me



All of us!

Honestly man people all haven't changed that much.

We were discussing who changed the most (looks) and Wong said it might be Sheng Rong (who seriously buffed up and grew much taller) but I very indignantly said "BUT I CUT HALF OF MY NOSE OFF!! Nobody else did plastic surgery!!"

Honestly man... You can't change more than that... Grumble grumble...

I am the one who changed the most!! Hmpf! I must be first at everything!

Anyway it would be fun to show you guys a photo of us all ten years ago but I am too lazy. I might do it later.

Wisdom teeth:



Top



Bottom.

Had to be broken into a million pieces
before they could be extracted.

CCB. I hate them. HATE them!

This was taken before KK and I went to Lorong Halus. She said she was hungry, so I offered her some soup that I cooked the night before.

Potato, carrot and corn soup, cooked with Pork ribs. It is damn yummy.

And then......

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We found a worm in the corn.

FUCKING DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I didn't see it when I was washing and cutting the corn (NTUC btw) because the bloody worm was completely hidden under the corn kernels!

And only a little bit of the tail was visible! I honestly thought it was a shrunken kernel and ignored it!! WTF MAN!

Thank god that corn piece turned kinda brown after cooking and I told Kaykay not to eat it!!!!!!

I said, "Don't eat that, it looks rotten... OMG IS THAT A WORM??"

I thought it might be a weeny worm but KK went to use her fork to pry off all the kernels and OMG IT IS FUCKING HUMONGOUS!!!!!!!!!

I kept gagging afterwards and felt really bad for letting KK drink my worm soup (which in all honesty tasted great) but she was completely unperturbed!

She even said she'd eat the blood worm for $50 right now! Then she started picking up the worm and playing with it!

Fuck man damn gross?!?!?!

I kept gagging in response, and she was like "WHAT? It won't taste like worm! It will just taste like your soup!!"

I immediately gave her a tenner to ask her to eat it, and she was like "More lah!"

Wah lau...

Later on she changed her mind though coz she tried to tug the worm to break it (what's wrong with her?!?!) and she said the worm is damn hard and won't break so she'd have to chew very hard and she doesn't want to eat it anymore.

Won't taste like worm will taste like soup. Jesus!

Just in case you are wondering I threw away the rest of the soup but it was already half gone.

Random

Dark Knuts
invited me to go for their premiere!

Honestly man, Chestnut plays are so freaking funny!!!!!!

You HAVE to go watch them!



Invited Weili, Wanyi and Shuyin to go



Us outside the Victoria Theatre!





Us doing all sorts of disrespectful nonsense
under Sir Stamford Raffles' statue.

I took a picture of Weili in front of the Victoria theatre and it looks scarily like a haunted house!!!!!

So I took one too:

Hahaha.....


But see, without flash and in real life it's not so dark at all!



Quite chio in fact



Tickets



My mouth looks damn weird here coz this
was day 2 after Wisdom tooth plucking!


Bff


Shuyin's ridiculous necklaces







Weili took a pic of Shuyin looking like some apparition.






Poor me!! Check out my stitches:



And this bitch of an ulcur!!

I presume that my mouth got opened too wide during my surgery, and it caused this ulcur!

It's muthafucking painful!!

Combined with the wisdom teeth extraction pain, I'd got to say that this is officially one of the most torturous experiences of my life.

Every bite of food hurts so bad! Thank god for painkillers man.

Oh and btw? I tried to pull out one of my stitches. Instead of sliding out like it is supposed to, it ripped out my gum, just like how you'd ripped an eyebrow piercing off somebody you REALLY don't like.

It was fucking painful and my whole mouth was full of blood. GAH!!!

5 days after the surgery was Valentine's Day.

My ulcur was still full-blown and I was miserable beyond words because I knew I couldn't fully enjoy our dinner. :(

Our dinner at Jaan @ Equinox.




Menu for the day



Instead of bread we had innovative little biscuit sticks.
They were damn nice!

Ew to the max! Celery and Carrot drink!

Can you think of anything worst? This thingy was complimentary.

Our FORGOTTEN VEGGIES salad.

What can I say?

These veggies were forgotten for good reason.

Tasted like shit.



Can't say it wasn't interesting though.
Look at this pointy broccoli-cauliflower mix!

It tastes terrible.



Mike still ate everything!
He said very expensive don't waste.

Now this is good! I don't know what it is but it's all seared and crispy on one side and the other side is a tad raw.

And the little jelly cubes with caviar on them taste nice too!

Foie gras. Fucking yums!
There was foie gras inside that little fried ball of potato rosti.
Loves!

Clams... Not too bad. The clams are underneath the foamy stuff (supposedly lobster emulsion). BUT UNFORTUNATELY THEY CAME MIXED WITH CELERY.

WTF?? How unpleasant is celery?! Please stop putting celery in stuff!

Fish. Great. Very crispy skin



This is awesome!

Wagyu beef that's extremely soft and fatty. OMG salivate.





Horrible but chio complimentary nonsense



Our dessert. Don't like it.



Petit fours. Nice!

Thus concludes the food.



A view of City hall









Mike



I may look glamourous here, but I bet the diners and wait staff didn't think so.

Because the entire night I kept dabbing on my ulcur with...



KENALOG!

Thank god for Kaykay! She recommended me this thing for putting on ulcurs. It seals up your ulcur and lets you eat in peace! It doesn't hurt at all and it's awesome!

Unfortunately due to the location of my ulcur I had to reapply after every course. I bet everyone there who saw me dab my wound must have thought I have severe herpes or something. (WHICH I DON'T)

Accessories for the night

Mike looking happy. Honestly man... I don't see how he can be after eating the Forgotten veggies.

Chio 4.5 inch shoes

AND HORROR OF HORRORS....

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THE BILL




WTF???

We were offered 2 glasses of Champagne initially and we thought it was part of the $500 package we were taking!

But each of the little teeny weeny flute of champagne cost $50!! I didn't even have any coz I don't drink!

I was so bloody upset and guilty about this ridiculously costly dinner and I kept saying 700 bucks can fly us both to Langkawi... But Mike told me to not worry about it as long as I am happy.


WTF MAN! I thought it was gonna be $500, which I already think is waayyyyy too much but unfortunately Mike already booked it.

Nonetheless, we both agreed never to do this again. 14-02-2010, we will be staying at home eating home-cooked laksa.

Somemore the food is not that fantastic. I much preferred it when we went the last time on a normal day and we had the best veal and lobster for WAY cheaper!

Little Chloe's Bdae!!

My cousin's daughter's 1st bdae and she had a fantastic 2-tiered Pooh Bear cake!

It tastes damn nice the top tier is strawberry and the bottom is lychee!

Not that Chloe cares about the taste...

She much prefers to pop her toe into the beautiful cake when being plopped on the table for photos! Hahahaha! :D

Me and my two cousins (girls) and cousin's bf.

I was wearing my MAHJONG tee! It reads "I love Cash" but since the "C" cannot be seen, Ashley, you can take it as my declaration of love for you and your relentless methods of embarrassing me on internet TV. Hahaha!

I can't believe the star is yawning! Everyone is fawning over her and she's bored! Hahaha!

She's soooo cute.

New Fridge!!



Lovely!

Samsung brushed aluminium fridge for only $400 plus!



Old Maggoty fridge banished to Balcony for the time being. (Now disposed of.)



Our fridge stickers



Finally, the end of this cb long blog entry!!!!!!!!!!!


Me with a red poodle puppy:






It is MAD cute and lets me carry it this way with no protest whatsoever.

I can't find the eyes...