Friday, September 25, 2009
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
New Idol Judge + Compare Hotels!
It has been recently announced that Paula Abdul has been kicked out of the panel of American Idol judges.

I think the reason was that she didn't get as much pay as the rest of the judges so she felt it's really unfair... Or something. Please don't quote me, if I wanted to be reliable I'd be a real journalist instead.
Anyway, she probably thought they would give in and pay her more, but instead they kicked her ass off the show and brought in...

Ellen Degeneres instead.
I was completely shocked. I mean, I don't care much about AI and I haven't even watched a full episode of it before (IKR? And I'm writing a post about it!! HAHAHA!) but being a generally kpo (Singlish, means busybody) person I'm still like WTF??
I thought the criteria for being a judge was to have at least SOME musical background!!
As far as I know and I even wikipedia-ed this, the only musical talent Ellen has is to dance a lot during her talkshow.
She is famous for 1) being openly gay and 2) funny. Not for singing.
Don't get me wrong. I like Ellen. But this musical background criteria thing has been used to select many other countries' own Idol judges!!
Anyway, since being musically inclined is no longer required, this opens up a whole new world of possibilities for potential judges!
Why limit it to an entertainer?
I therefore in all earnestness submit my suggestions to the people producing American Idol.
They are as follows, and you will find that they will work better for your show than Ellen Degeneres.
Don't worry that you have already signed a contract with Ellen. If her name is true, she'd forgive u. (Ellen the Generous, geddit?? MUAHAHAHAHA! Oh dear whatever happened to my sense of humour?)

No seriously. How can anyone not find that face funny??
I just want to hear Jacky Wu speak English. It's fucking hilarious. Ok fine, he cannot speak English. But it would be entertaining for the rest of us who can understand Chinese anyway!
Besides, Jacky Wu is way more credible than Ellen. Afterall, he discovered Jay Chou and has a few records of his own!
His own singing is terrible but still.

Check it out! I crudely pasted Jacky's big head on Paula's. FUNNY NOT???
Besides, the panel needs an ASIAN!! WHY, ARE YOU ALL RACIST???????
(Just kidding about the racist part. I hate it when people use that word to get an easy way out and I am against affirmative action in general.)
Honestly, why limit the judges to humans?
Music is beautiful and should be universal to all living creatures.
Therefore, when the rhino loves the music, it would bask in pleasure.
If it doesn't, it will be angry and will be allowed to charge out at the contestants, where we will be entertained watching the contestant try to escape from the rhino.
Soon, the Rhino will be everyone's favorite judge.
Other advantages of using a Rhino will be that it will steal a little of the Animal Planet audience pie. Also, general good vibes for American Idol as it involves Animal rights, fights Animal Cruelty, values animal opinion, etc.
Walter is the puppet that is created by popular ventriloquist (OMG spelt that right, first try!) Jeff Dunham.
He is fucking grumpy!!!

Check out how grumpy he looks! I'd love to see him judge American Idol.
Watch this if you haven't! Funny!!
Everyone who's watched Ugly Betty can imagine how entertaining Willie will be judging American Idol.
Besides, Vanessa Williams herself is more than qualified since she sang Colours of the Wind, among other songs... I admit I don't know the rest of them.
Why limit the judges to someone or something real?
This is called THINKING OUT OF THE BOX people!! With current technology, how hard is it to animate Homer into the panel??
I know, you are thinking, "What about live shows?"
I bet it still can be done if they pay Matt Groening enough.
Here are examples of Homer's probable reactions. (Pics stolen from some homage to Homer site. Captions added by me.) (Homage to Homer MUAHAHAHA)







Awesome or what?
My personal favourite is still Jacky Wu/Rhino.
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Comparing hotels is now a breeze!!!
Advertorial
Travelling is supposed to be a relaxing and leisurely thing, but unfortunately most of the time it is not, because of the planning required.
Most of us would want to save as much as possible on air fares and hotel expenditures, so as to be able to spend as much of the budget as possible on having fun during the trip!
CompareHotel.com.sg is a website that allows you to do just what its name proclaims - compare hotels!!
Now all you have to do while planning your trip would be to go to this neat little website, and let them know your traveling time, and destination.
The little pixies** that magically operate the website will sieve through many websites just to tell you where the best deal is!
Tadah! I just found out that the cheapest hotel I can get in Beijing on 24th Sept is Harmony Hotel Beijing at No. 9, Suzhou Hutong - for $62. Not that I'm going there, but still!!
And now, you can join Compare Hotel's Facebook Share and Win contest!!
Weekly cash prizes to be won!!
** Not really operated by pixies.
YAY TO ME!!
I've been nominated for Most Influential Blog and Best Original Blog design in the super PRESTIGIOUS Nuffnang Regional Blog Awards 2009!!
Very happy to just be nominated coz the nominations are open to Asia Pacific and the contenders are so strong!!
Can vote every 2 hours so be fucking obsessive please!!! I'd blog more about it later. :D :D :D
Love ya all!!
I think the reason was that she didn't get as much pay as the rest of the judges so she felt it's really unfair... Or something. Please don't quote me, if I wanted to be reliable I'd be a real journalist instead.
Anyway, she probably thought they would give in and pay her more, but instead they kicked her ass off the show and brought in...
Ellen Degeneres instead.
I was completely shocked. I mean, I don't care much about AI and I haven't even watched a full episode of it before (IKR? And I'm writing a post about it!! HAHAHA!) but being a generally kpo (Singlish, means busybody) person I'm still like WTF??
I thought the criteria for being a judge was to have at least SOME musical background!!
As far as I know and I even wikipedia-ed this, the only musical talent Ellen has is to dance a lot during her talkshow.
She is famous for 1) being openly gay and 2) funny. Not for singing.
Don't get me wrong. I like Ellen. But this musical background criteria thing has been used to select many other countries' own Idol judges!!
Anyway, since being musically inclined is no longer required, this opens up a whole new world of possibilities for potential judges!
Why limit it to an entertainer?
I therefore in all earnestness submit my suggestions to the people producing American Idol.
They are as follows, and you will find that they will work better for your show than Ellen Degeneres.
Don't worry that you have already signed a contract with Ellen. If her name is true, she'd forgive u. (Ellen the Generous, geddit?? MUAHAHAHAHA! Oh dear whatever happened to my sense of humour?)
1) Jacky Wu Zhong Xian
No seriously. How can anyone not find that face funny??
I just want to hear Jacky Wu speak English. It's fucking hilarious. Ok fine, he cannot speak English. But it would be entertaining for the rest of us who can understand Chinese anyway!
Besides, Jacky Wu is way more credible than Ellen. Afterall, he discovered Jay Chou and has a few records of his own!
His own singing is terrible but still.
Check it out! I crudely pasted Jacky's big head on Paula's. FUNNY NOT???
Besides, the panel needs an ASIAN!! WHY, ARE YOU ALL RACIST???????
(Just kidding about the racist part. I hate it when people use that word to get an easy way out and I am against affirmative action in general.)
2) A rampaging rhinoceros.

Honestly, why limit the judges to humans?
Music is beautiful and should be universal to all living creatures.
Therefore, when the rhino loves the music, it would bask in pleasure.
If it doesn't, it will be angry and will be allowed to charge out at the contestants, where we will be entertained watching the contestant try to escape from the rhino.
Soon, the Rhino will be everyone's favorite judge.
Other advantages of using a Rhino will be that it will steal a little of the Animal Planet audience pie. Also, general good vibes for American Idol as it involves Animal rights, fights Animal Cruelty, values animal opinion, etc.
3) Walter

Walter is the puppet that is created by popular ventriloquist (OMG spelt that right, first try!) Jeff Dunham.
He is fucking grumpy!!!
Check out how grumpy he looks! I'd love to see him judge American Idol.
Watch this if you haven't! Funny!!
4) Vanessa Williams as
Wilhelmina Slater

Wilhelmina Slater
Everyone who's watched Ugly Betty can imagine how entertaining Willie will be judging American Idol.
Besides, Vanessa Williams herself is more than qualified since she sang Colours of the Wind, among other songs... I admit I don't know the rest of them.
5) Homer Simpson

Why limit the judges to someone or something real?
This is called THINKING OUT OF THE BOX people!! With current technology, how hard is it to animate Homer into the panel??
I know, you are thinking, "What about live shows?"
I bet it still can be done if they pay Matt Groening enough.
Here are examples of Homer's probable reactions. (Pics stolen from some homage to Homer site. Captions added by me.) (Homage to Homer MUAHAHAHA)
Awesome or what?
My personal favourite is still Jacky Wu/Rhino.
**************************************
Comparing hotels is now a breeze!!!
Advertorial
Travelling is supposed to be a relaxing and leisurely thing, but unfortunately most of the time it is not, because of the planning required.
Most of us would want to save as much as possible on air fares and hotel expenditures, so as to be able to spend as much of the budget as possible on having fun during the trip!
CompareHotel.com.sg is a website that allows you to do just what its name proclaims - compare hotels!!
Now all you have to do while planning your trip would be to go to this neat little website, and let them know your traveling time, and destination.
The little pixies** that magically operate the website will sieve through many websites just to tell you where the best deal is!
Tadah! I just found out that the cheapest hotel I can get in Beijing on 24th Sept is Harmony Hotel Beijing at No. 9, Suzhou Hutong - for $62. Not that I'm going there, but still!!
And now, you can join Compare Hotel's Facebook Share and Win contest!!
Weekly cash prizes to be won!!
How to participate?
Step 1: Become a Fan of Compare Hotel's fb page.
Step 2: In your profile's wall post, share to your friends about www.CompareHotel.com.sg (feel free to write anything but remember to include a link to the website). Share it!
Step 3: Once done, let us know by copying and pasting your wall post here to qualify.
Winner will be announced weekly.
** Not really operated by pixies.
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YAY TO ME!!
I've been nominated for Most Influential Blog and Best Original Blog design in the super PRESTIGIOUS Nuffnang Regional Blog Awards 2009!!
Very happy to just be nominated coz the nominations are open to Asia Pacific and the contenders are so strong!!
Anyway, I need your vote,
so please do vote for me HERE!!
so please do vote for me HERE!!
Can vote every 2 hours so be fucking obsessive please!!! I'd blog more about it later. :D :D :D
Love ya all!!
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
This....
....... is why I haven't been blogging very much.
Stupid Farmville, stupid facebook games!!!
p/s: My farm is chio though!
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Transparent is the New Black
Advertorial
Hi.
This is the new LG phone, the LG GD900 Crystal:

It seems so boring.
However, the LG Crystal has a secret!!
Something no other phones in the market have...

Have you spotted it yet??
It has a utterly transparent keypad!!
OMGWTFBBQ!!! So transparent, that in fact, every girl having the privilege of getting the phone is doing this:

Now I see you, now I don't... wait, I still do coz it's transparent! HAHAHA!
To be honest, I saw a demo video of the phone about a month ago, before it was launched in Singapore, and I was THOROUGHLY AMAZED!
Not only does the keypad work, it has this pale white glowy light lighted up from goodness knows where coz I certainly can't see any bulbs!!
And...
Technology is amazing!!!
The LG Crystal also comes with a ridiculously powerful 8mp camera. Tried and tested. Its photo quality made my current phone die of shame.
BOTH the main screen and touchpad are touch-sensitive. Makes web-surfing a breeze! Wifi-enabled, MP3 player... And all that jazz that smartphones nowadays come embedded with.
But the thing that sets the LG Crystal apart from the multitude of other smartphones is STYLE.
Afterall, who else is so Clearly Fashionable? Eh, eh? See the pun??
I know, I totally stole the LG slogan and tried to pass it off as my own joke, but still.
I really like the transparent touchpad. The touchpad is in fact a slim tempered glass, and the battery door is also transparent.
Therefore, there is a space in between the touchpad and battery door!!
This gave me ideas, so......

I pour crystals into the space!!

So chio!!
However, this makes the phone not be able to slide completely close, so maybe you don't want to do that.
But this opens up a whole world of possibilities on how to customize your phone!
You can stick a photo on the battery door and it can be seen from the front, etc!

Transparent phone in transparent heart
Anyway, you must be thinking, "Talk so much, are you going to show us a contest where we can win this phone or not??"
The contest is real simple, and FUN too!!

All you have to do, first, is to join LG Crystal's fan page on facebook, HERE.
And follow these steps:
How creative you are will determine whether you win a brand new phone worth $938!!!
There are SIX LG Crystals to be won!!
Since I was informed I was going to do this advertorial some time ago, I've been thinking of different ideas on how to make this contest more inspiring for you all!!
SO, I actually took 3 sets of photos with the transparent stuff I own.
Transparent goes with any colour, right? So more colours please!
I tied my hair with cellophane (or cling wrap) and also wrapped it round my tube in the form of a toga!
Not sure if it looks too... fashionable... though. Might just look like a bit ding dong. Oh well at least I tried.
I like the clear hair ribbons! They surprisingly hold my hair pretty well...
[And btw I'm supposed to look like I can't pick between my two totes. Unfortunately I'm not a very good at emoting or acting.]
Transparent = clean, so I got inspired to do a clinical sorta look.
Thus the whiteness and the transparent tongs!!
Love the colours in this one.
And that's a cherry tomato there. Also loving the clear skull bangle!
Remember to submit your own Clearly Fashionable pictures and fight for the free LG Crystal!!
Remember, Transparent is the new black!
p/s: Which look do you think is the best?
Hi.
This is the new LG phone, the LG GD900 Crystal:
It seems so boring.
However, the LG Crystal has a secret!!
Something no other phones in the market have...
Have you spotted it yet??
It has a utterly transparent keypad!!
OMGWTFBBQ!!! So transparent, that in fact, every girl having the privilege of getting the phone is doing this:
Now I see you, now I don't... wait, I still do coz it's transparent! HAHAHA!
To be honest, I saw a demo video of the phone about a month ago, before it was launched in Singapore, and I was THOROUGHLY AMAZED!
Not only does the keypad work, it has this pale white glowy light lighted up from goodness knows where coz I certainly can't see any bulbs!!
And...
The alphanumeric transparent keypad doubles as a touchpad for controlling the phone.
It can be used like a laptop trackpad, has handwriting recognition, responds to multi-touch commands and accommodates Gesture Command. (Meaning if you use your finger to write an M, Music turns on!!
Technology is amazing!!!
The LG Crystal also comes with a ridiculously powerful 8mp camera. Tried and tested. Its photo quality made my current phone die of shame.
BOTH the main screen and touchpad are touch-sensitive. Makes web-surfing a breeze! Wifi-enabled, MP3 player... And all that jazz that smartphones nowadays come embedded with.
But the thing that sets the LG Crystal apart from the multitude of other smartphones is STYLE.
Afterall, who else is so Clearly Fashionable? Eh, eh? See the pun??
I know, I totally stole the LG slogan and tried to pass it off as my own joke, but still.
I really like the transparent touchpad. The touchpad is in fact a slim tempered glass, and the battery door is also transparent.
Therefore, there is a space in between the touchpad and battery door!!
This gave me ideas, so......
I pour crystals into the space!!
So chio!!
However, this makes the phone not be able to slide completely close, so maybe you don't want to do that.
But this opens up a whole world of possibilities on how to customize your phone!
You can stick a photo on the battery door and it can be seen from the front, etc!
Transparent phone in transparent heart
Anyway, you must be thinking, "Talk so much, are you going to show us a contest where we can win this phone or not??"
YES I AM!!!!!
The contest is real simple, and FUN too!!
All you have to do, first, is to join LG Crystal's fan page on facebook, HERE.
And follow these steps:
1) Take a photo of yourself with something transparent, and hype it up. Express what you think is your interpretation of Clearly Fashionable!!
2) Upload your photo into the facebook page under the Photos tab.
3) Explain how you are Clearly Fashionable in under 150 words.
4) Also remember, to qualify, you have to join as a fan!
How creative you are will determine whether you win a brand new phone worth $938!!!
There are SIX LG Crystals to be won!!
Since I was informed I was going to do this advertorial some time ago, I've been thinking of different ideas on how to make this contest more inspiring for you all!!
SO, I actually took 3 sets of photos with the transparent stuff I own.
First look:


Trying to look avant garde with all
my transparent bangles and rings... Haha!!
Second look:

my transparent bangles and rings... Haha!!
Second look:
Bubble-gum pop with happy colours!!
Transparent goes with any colour, right? So more colours please!
I tied my hair with cellophane (or cling wrap) and also wrapped it round my tube in the form of a toga!
Not sure if it looks too... fashionable... though. Might just look like a bit ding dong. Oh well at least I tried.
I like the clear hair ribbons! They surprisingly hold my hair pretty well...
[And btw I'm supposed to look like I can't pick between my two totes. Unfortunately I'm not a very good at emoting or acting.]
Look three:

Transparent = clean, so I got inspired to do a clinical sorta look.
Thus the whiteness and the transparent tongs!!
Love the colours in this one.
And that's a cherry tomato there. Also loving the clear skull bangle!
Inspired to snap your own photos too?
Remember to submit your own Clearly Fashionable pictures and fight for the free LG Crystal!!
Remember, Transparent is the new black!
p/s: Which look do you think is the best?
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Muah!!!
Here's the long awaited video for my kiss with Kaykay!!
Many of you commented I'm uglier than Kaykay and that I'm the worse kisser.
I appreciate your honesty.
Just kidding, I wish you all would fall down a drain. But regardless, both KK and I enjoyed filming for this!!!
Lousy kisser or crooked teeth, at least she's willing to kiss moi!! IT MEANS I'M MAD AWESOME MUAHAHA!!
Meanwhile I'm thoroughly blushing coz never in my life has the word "hot" been used so many times in a sentence with my name in it.
You know, I'm a PERSONALITY sorta girl.
p/s: Wanbao called to say that parents were complaining about how horribly controversial this kiss video is. Loves it.
Many of you commented I'm uglier than Kaykay and that I'm the worse kisser.
I appreciate your honesty.
Just kidding, I wish you all would fall down a drain. But regardless, both KK and I enjoyed filming for this!!!
Lousy kisser or crooked teeth, at least she's willing to kiss moi!! IT MEANS I'M MAD AWESOME MUAHAHA!!
Meanwhile I'm thoroughly blushing coz never in my life has the word "hot" been used so many times in a sentence with my name in it.
You know, I'm a PERSONALITY sorta girl.
p/s: Wanbao called to say that parents were complaining about how horribly controversial this kiss video is. Loves it.
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Never too old to learn/Add me on FB
Today I realised that in Pet Society and Farmville there are cherry trees, and in both games they are depicted as pink trees.
I stupidly asked Shuyin on MSN, "Are cherry trees pink??"
Before she replied I already google-imaged and INDEED THEY ARE!!!!!!!!



SO CHIO!!!!!!
In fact, only the flowers are pink lah.
Those trees are obviously instantly recognisable as SAKURA (Cherry blossom) trees.
And it may sound really stupid, but I never thought Cherry blossoms and cherry trees were the same thing... -_-
All my life I knew Cherry blossoms were pink, but never once has it occurred to me that that same plant also actually bears cherries!!
Fuck! Now I love them!!
In fact I thought cherries grew like strawberries! Like close to the ground (Cmon they look kinda similar...).
I am very amazed that I learnt something new from stupid facebook games. LOL.
If you already knew this information and, like your instincts are telling you to, wish to tell me I am exceedingly stupid for not knowing, you can just SHUT IT.
Not knowing information is not a sign of stupidity but simply the lack of knowledge.
Everyone lacks knowledge - you for example, probably do not know much about, say, Mongolian fish farming. Is it fair if a Mongolian Fish Farmer calls you stupid? If he grew up amongst fish farmers, all the knowledge he knows may seem like COMMON SENSE/COMMON KNOWLEDGE to him.
What is most important is the willingness to learn new things and not be ashamed to admit that you don't know something.
So yup, shut it.
Am editing photos. Will post them in a bit.
Meanwhile, comments are disabled for POTM. I realised that if you allow anonymous comments, generally no good comes out of it. After all, people are constantly looking out for ego trips by insulting others.
I don't blame y'all. I often wish to leave disparaging comments on stupid people's blogs too. I admit it's fun to piss people off.
But I don't because I have a morbid phobia of being found out it's me.
That and I'm simply too lazy.
Meanwhile, I am considering opening my fb account to add blog readers on limited profiles. However, I have NO IDEA how to prevent said limited profile people from leaving comments on wall posts or photos!! What the hell is this??
Can someone enlighten me?!
HOWEVER.......
That's my "fan" page done by my blog reader Mari, who's smashing!!
Take note that that page is not created by me, and the things written there are not written by me either.
:) :) :) :) :) :) :)
p/s: Now everyone's saying that cherry blossom trees do not bear fruit. I actually wiki-ed it before posting this and nowhere says it doesn't... So right now I'm very confused.
I stupidly asked Shuyin on MSN, "Are cherry trees pink??"
Before she replied I already google-imaged and INDEED THEY ARE!!!!!!!!
SO CHIO!!!!!!
In fact, only the flowers are pink lah.
Those trees are obviously instantly recognisable as SAKURA (Cherry blossom) trees.
And it may sound really stupid, but I never thought Cherry blossoms and cherry trees were the same thing... -_-
All my life I knew Cherry blossoms were pink, but never once has it occurred to me that that same plant also actually bears cherries!!
Fuck! Now I love them!!
In fact I thought cherries grew like strawberries! Like close to the ground (Cmon they look kinda similar...).
I am very amazed that I learnt something new from stupid facebook games. LOL.
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If you already knew this information and, like your instincts are telling you to, wish to tell me I am exceedingly stupid for not knowing, you can just SHUT IT.
Not knowing information is not a sign of stupidity but simply the lack of knowledge.
Everyone lacks knowledge - you for example, probably do not know much about, say, Mongolian fish farming. Is it fair if a Mongolian Fish Farmer calls you stupid? If he grew up amongst fish farmers, all the knowledge he knows may seem like COMMON SENSE/COMMON KNOWLEDGE to him.
What is most important is the willingness to learn new things and not be ashamed to admit that you don't know something.
So yup, shut it.
Am editing photos. Will post them in a bit.
Meanwhile, comments are disabled for POTM. I realised that if you allow anonymous comments, generally no good comes out of it. After all, people are constantly looking out for ego trips by insulting others.
I don't blame y'all. I often wish to leave disparaging comments on stupid people's blogs too. I admit it's fun to piss people off.
But I don't because I have a morbid phobia of being found out it's me.
That and I'm simply too lazy.
Meanwhile, I am considering opening my fb account to add blog readers on limited profiles. However, I have NO IDEA how to prevent said limited profile people from leaving comments on wall posts or photos!! What the hell is this??
Can someone enlighten me?!
HOWEVER.......
That's my "fan" page done by my blog reader Mari, who's smashing!!
Take note that that page is not created by me, and the things written there are not written by me either.
:) :) :) :) :) :) :)
p/s: Now everyone's saying that cherry blossom trees do not bear fruit. I actually wiki-ed it before posting this and nowhere says it doesn't... So right now I'm very confused.
Friday, September 4, 2009
Watch New Videos!
Girls are normally better at multi-tasking but will Paul win Kaykay in this challenge? And what's sort of math solution is he drawing there????
For those of you who have never done fake nails in your life, this would be totally educational and potentially life-changing!
You won't be known as The Girl With Hideous Nails anymore!!!!!
And for those of you who have been following me on Twitter... You might already know what the next episode is about...
And the trailer for the next episode of Guide to Life is there in the last few seconds of the clip...
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It's the Guide to Kissing a Girl, and...
I'D BE KISSING KAYKAY!!!!!!!!!!
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It's the Guide to Kissing a Girl, and...
I'D BE KISSING KAYKAY!!!!!!!!!!
If you want to see us make out like attention-seeking whores (fine, the idea was conceived by me) and why, you just have to wait for the next episode to come out!!
I think it's coming out next Friday, if I'm not wrong.
We had loads of fun filming it...
I'm excited to see it too!
Someone alert the Gutter dude! He's gonna jizz in his pants! (For his love of Kaykay, not for me.)
I know I haven't been blogging interesting stuff lately but at least I filmed interesting stuff, right?? Right??
Woooh! Two hugeass photos of me!
One of them is photoshopped to death, guess which one?
Who am I kidding? BOTH ARE! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ok.
Back to farming on Farmville.
I LOVE Y'ALL!!!!!!!
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